![]() ![]() On that strength, he landed The Voice, added televised snark to his Jaggerly moveset and thus got an excuse to release one more song. It’s not just his looks but his voice, by now so slithery with AutoTune it resembles a sitar. It is a phenomenon so pervasive Kay Hanley wrote a song about it. Katherine St Asaph: “Misery” attracted so little company on the charts that Maroon 5 would likely become a nonentity if not for one problem: you have a crush on Adam Levine. Sitting on the middle of a seesaw is unpleasant but sometimes necessary! Kat Stevens: This is both terrible and amazing! The seesaw of my opinion bangs firmly down on the dog turd splattered part of the playground whenever I think about how much Adam’s voice sounds like Phil Collins (but with less gusto) it soars high up into cotton-candy clouds with a great view over the city whenever I picture Adam and Christina aged 65, gyrating to this at a wedding disco to the disgust of the younger generations. Michaela Drapes: I’ve always found Adam Levine nasty and unappealing the idea of him and Xtina having “kinky” roleplay sex where he’s Mick Jagger and she’s Jerry Hall (better fit than Bianca, or anyone else, right?) is even more appalling. As for the other billed has-been? Now that we’re talking Stones here, anyone remember Lisa Fischer? This sparkly Pro Tooled-to-death stomper is closer to “Moves Like Timberlake,” especially when the guitars mimic the Chic sample in Modjo’s “Lady (Hear Me Tonight)” and Levine actually sings “take me by the tongue” as if he thought it was a sexy come-on. Think they wrote this one after the Grammys? Or were they just trying to get Mick to make a surprise appearance on The Voice? Maybe next season, eh?Īlfred Soto: “Wishful thinking” is the obvious response. Adam, meanwhile, sounds like he’s auditioning for Chromeo. But here she just jumps in with only a hint of the usual “HEY-yeah!” growling that has become her default vocal position. er, I mean, by Maroon 5 ( is a group!) and Christina Aguilera, who knows all about playing to the camera since she starred in the ultra-amazing Burlesque. Michaelangelo Matos: Why, look! It’s the brand new hit single by prime-time TV star and late-night talk-show regular Adam Levine and his blonde female sidekick whose last album flopped. Donnie Trumpet & the Social Experiment. ![]()
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